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Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Only Three Trips to the Store

 There is a joke going around these days that is actually pretty funny.

How did Jesus' parents know that he was divine while he was yet a child?

He only went to Home Depot once to complete his first carpentry project.

Here's the situation. The upstairs toilet has been leaking for quite a while, but not badly enough to do anything except keep a towel under the tank. Last week, I decided to tighten the bolts that hold the tank to the commode. Nope. One of them disintegrated under my fingers.
old toilet tank bolts


I had made the first stop at the store before I started removing the old bolts. Assumptions will always get you in trouble, right? I assumed that because both toilets were installed when the house was built that they would be the same. Remember I just fixed the other toilet last year. That one has two bolts, so I bought a two-bolt kit. Nope, this one has 3 bolts. Number two trip to the store.

Yesterday, I took off the tank and replaced the gasket (good timing- you can see the old one is pretty deformed) and the bolts. Everything sealed up nice. I filled the tank partway with a bucket to be sure nothing was leaking. So far so good.

Then I went to hook up the water line. As I was tightening it, the fill valve tube broke in half.
toilet fill valve


Trip number three to the store this morning for a new fill valve. That went in with no issues. It seemed like the old one hadn't been changed that long ago, but from the blog post, I see it was 11 years ago.

Look through the water and you can see the three shiny new bolt heads, and the new fill valve on the left.
toilet tank


The mess is almost all cleaned up. Working on getting the rust stains off the floor.

I got groceries while I was out and stopped at Cathy's so she could dig a sliver out of the bottom of my foot that I couldn't quite access.

Edited, did dishes, and am back to working on prep for the Sept-Oct hike.

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6 comments:

Ann said...

I am always impressed by your ability to fix things like this. I would have had to call someone

Doug said...

There is also a saying at the hardware store; plumbing is always a three trip minimum. I have several totes of leftover plumbing parts, but every time I do a new project I don't have the right parts on hand.

Sharkbytes said...

Ann- I can still do the easy stuff

Sharkbytes said...

Doug- ain't it the truth. I hate plumbing

The Oceanside Animals said...

Lulu: "Our Dada has had to replace those toilet innards here multiple times. Apparently our super hard water is murder on anything metal or plastic! But at least we can drink it, right?"

Sharkbytes said...

Lulu- yeah, those minerals take a toll. The directions say not to use tank cleaner tabs. But then the water looks really icky.